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«Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.»
«What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If [voters] care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.»
«You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'»
«Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.»
«That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my way to work and I decided it doesn't matter who wants to cut in front of my lane today. I'm not going to let it bother me one bit. Once I get to work, find myself a parking space, if somebody wants to jump ahead of me and take it, I'm going to let them.»
«We should declare war on North Vietnam - we could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas»
«When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.»

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