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«Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.»
«If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.»
«After all, what is a pedestrian? He is a man who has two cars-one being driven by his wife, the other by one of his children.»
«If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG»
«If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.»
«I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.»
«I think that cars today are almost the exact equivalent of the great Gothic cathedrals: I mean the supreme creation of an era, conceived with passion by unknown artists, and consumed in image if not in usage by a whole population which appropriates t»
«In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.»
«It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I just parked, and the dust would just build up on them.»
«It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: Thinking | Keywords: ancestors, aped, apes, aping, cars, nerve, onto, plains

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