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«Gracious Bacchus! Accept this empty jar! You will know best, what in pious worship of thee became of all the first»
«I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.»
«New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.»
Author: Jimmy Fallon
(Actor)
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«Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.»
Author: Natalie Goldberg
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Life
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«Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds»
«Isn't that the problem? That women have been swindled for centuries into substituting adornment for love, fashion (as it were) for passion? All the cosmetics names seemed obscenely obvious to me in their promises of sexual bliss. They were all firming or uplifting or invigorating. They made you tingle. Or glow. Or feel young. They were prepared with hormones or placentas or royal jelly. All the juice and joy missing in the lives of these women were to be supplied by the contents of jars and bottles. No wonder they would spend twenty dollars for an ounce of face makeup or thirty for a half-ounce of hormone cream. What price bliss? What price sexual ecstasy?»
Author: Erica Jong
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«If I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I'd now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School.»
Author: Frank Sinatra
(Actor, Singer)
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as many, Harvard, jar, jarring, jars, medical, medical school
«If I did half of what they say, I wouldn't be here - I'd be in a jar at Harvard.»
«For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?»
«All music jars when the soul is out of tune»
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