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«The (Ford Foundation) is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some»
«I am a Ford, not a Lincoln.»
«This is the fundamental premise of how the U.S. legal system functions ? you are responsible for your own actions. God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, the Grand Master of the KKK, the President of Ford Motor Company cannot be held responsible for your actions. God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it ? you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.»
Author: Stephen Evans
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«The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: 'Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.'»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
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«Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
(President)
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chew, fart, farts, ford, gum, gums, Jerry, Jerry Ford
«Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.»
Author: Benjamin Franklin
(Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer)
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«Orgy Porgy, Ford and fun. Kiss the girls and make them one. Girls at one with Boys at peace. Orgy progy gives release.»
Author: Aldous Huxley
(Critic, Novelist)
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at peace, ford, kiss of peace, orgies, orgy, porgy, release
«Our Ford . . . had been the first to reveal the appalling dangers of family life.»
Author: Aldous Huxley
(Critic, Novelist)
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appalling, dangers, family life, First to, ford, fords
«The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and find Falcon drivers who pressed down on their accelerators in 1963 and are still waiting for their cars to move.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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«Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.»
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