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«the winner ain't the one with the fastest car its the one who refuses to lose»
«Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.»
«A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.»
Author: Kenneth Tynan (Critic) | Keywords: car, critic, drive, The Car
«Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window»
Author: Steve Bluestone | About: Animals, Dogs | Keywords: blow, car, car window, mad, notice, sticks, window
«Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear»
«I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.»
«If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.»
«In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.»
«Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.»

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