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Letter "E" » Erma Bombeck Quotes
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«There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.»
«Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?»
«Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.»
«When humor goes, there goes civilization.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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Civilization
«Never have more children than you have car windows.»
«Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.»
«I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.»
«There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.»
«Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.»
«I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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checkout, checkout time, practical, raising, rooms, sign, sign in, view
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