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Letter "C" » Chuck Palahniuk Quotes
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«Funerals are all abstract ceremony.»
«The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people say they're smiling.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| About:
Cats,
Dogs
| Keywords:
cars, smiling
«You take the population of vehicles in the field (A) and multiply it by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement (C).A times B times C equals X. This is what it will cost if we don't initiate a recall.If X is greater than the cost of a recall, we recall all the cars and no one gets hurt.If X is less than the cost of a recall, then we don't recall.»
«We, each of us, can take control of the world.»
«What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and boom, I'm recycling.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| About:
Recycling
| Keywords:
boom, booming, Chanel, gallon, gallons, invitation, invitations, pour, pour out, recycle, recycled, recycling, wedding, weddings
«And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do.»
«We've taken the world apart...but we have no idea what to do with the pieces...»
«Just for the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.»
«You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.»
«Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.»
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