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«Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.»
Author: Barbara Bush | About: Sex | Keywords: Clinton, forgets, lied, no matter, oral, oral sex, parked, Parks, sex
«Eve in the garden gives Adam a hard onAnd no one will pardon the snakeLook who invents him and later torments himThen makes us repent our mistakes»
Author: Christine Anderson (Pianist, Singer, Songwriter) | About: Death, Devil, God, Life, Love, Lust, Mistakes, Sex
«Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.»
Author: Grace Metalious | About: Adulthood, Sex | Keywords: girlfriend, glass window, sawyer, sex drive, tom, Tom Sawyer
«Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.»
Author: Madonna (Actress, Singer) | About: Love, Provocative, Sex
«Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos.»
Author: Rene Konig | About: Fashion, Sex | Keywords: ambivalent, critical, irresistible, mixture, Sex and, taboo, taboos, The Social, urges
«Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.»
Author: Steve Martin (Actor, Comedian, Musician, Producer, Writer) | About: Men and Women, Sex | Keywords: have sex, kissing, leading man, leads, pretty, sex, soon, talking, talking to
«Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.»
Author: George F. Burns | About: Money, Sex
«Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.»
Author: Madonna (Actress, Singer) | About: Celebrity, Reading, Sex | Keywords: appetite, insatiable, nymphomaniac, rave, raved, raves, raving, ravings, sexual
«Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Funny, Sex | Keywords: knock, knocked out, knock on, knock out, knock up, masturbation, sex
«Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Death and dying, Sex | Keywords: easily, fun, lying, make fun, No Fun, Sex and
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