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«Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?»
«Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?»
«When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.»
«Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse.»
Author: Golda Meir (Founder, Prime Minister) | About: Men and Women | Keywords: certainly
«When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.»
«When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.»
«When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.»
«When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression»
«When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'»
«When somebody gives you a sexy look, you know they're trying. It's terrible! But when you smile, it's so much sexier!»

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