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«The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence»
«The difference in the stature, vitality, voice, development, muscular quality and physical strength of men and women shows that men are stronger and more capable in all fields»
«The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.»
«The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.»
«The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.»
«The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee»
«The definition of woman's work is shitwork»
«The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.»
«The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money»
«The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.»

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