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«Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.»
Author: Cher
(Actress, Singer)
| About:
Femme Fatal,
Marriage,
Men
| Keywords:
disposable, Kleenex, Kleenexes, soft
«More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.»
«Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.»
«Most men find it difficult to remain true to a single woman, but relatively easy to be true to three or four at the same time.»
«Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
| About:
Funny,
Marriage,
Sex
| Keywords:
eighteen, five, in jokes, joke, joked, peak, peaked, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, reach, sexual, take a joke, the Peak, thirties, thirty-five, thirty
«More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.»
«My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.»
«Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Marriage
| Keywords:
colonies, colony, couples, erupt, erupting, erupts, flaw, get on, in practice, married couple, nerves, regularly, teeming, teeming with, teems, the colonies, vicious
«My first wedding makes me proud in front of people.»
Author: Greek proverb
| About:
Marriage
«Marry in haste, and repent at leisure.»
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