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«I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'»
«I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.»
«If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder»
«I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize»
Author: Steven Wright
(Comedian)
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Funny,
Humor
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Nobel, Nobel Peace, Nobel Peace Prize, Nobel prize, prize
«If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money»
«I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
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Church,
Humor,
Nations,
Separation
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church, Church and state, completely, favor, favoring, institutions, on their own, screw, screwing, screws, screw up, separation, state, such institutions
«I take people very seriously. People are all I take seriously, in fact. Therefore, I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave - and nothing but laughter to console them with.»
«I can't prove it, but I can say it.»
Author: Stephen Colbert
| About:
Humor
«Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck»
«If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.»
Author: Mahatma Gandhi
(Philosopher)
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ago, committed, humor, long ago, sense of humor, suicide, suicides
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