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Letter "H" » Humor
«What can this piece of paper do; imagine?»
Author: Alamgir Hashmi (Humanist, Writer) | About: Art, Humor, Illusion, Irony
«What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.»
Author: Don Williams, Jr. (Novelist, Poet) | About: Humor, Irony, Sarcasm
«You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.»
Author: Joshua Estrin | About: Humor, Inspirational
«Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.»
Author: Marge Simpson | About: Humor
«when all this started, I asked myself, 'Am I going to withdraw from the world, like most people do, or am I going to live?' I decided I am going to live-or at least try to live-the way I want, with dignity, with courage, with humor, with composure.»
Author: Mitch Albom | About: Courage, Dignity, Humor, Inspirational, Life
«You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.»
Author: Bill Cosby (Actor, Comedian, Producer) | About: Humor, Laughter | Keywords: humor, laughter, painful, poverty, situations, survive, turn
«Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: History, Humor, Inventions, Mankind | Keywords: beer, beers, beer can, fine, grant, History of, invention, nearly, pizza, pizzas, The History, The History of, The wheel, wheel, wheeled
«Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will»
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith | About: Humor
«You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.»
Author: William Somerset Maugham (Novelist, Playwright, Writer) | About: Humor | Keywords: tolerance
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