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«If God does not exist, then everything is permitted»
«If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: God | Keywords: dwells, enchilada, enchiladas
«If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?»
«If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology»
«If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask God, that giveth to all men liberally and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering (James 1:5-6).»
«If you have no power to prevail over someone, leave it to God.»
Author: Arabian Proverb | About: God
«If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?»
«If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?»
«If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: God
«If a God, he could not suffer death, for immortality cannot die, and as a man his death could be no more than the death of any other person»
Author: Thomas Paine (Writer) | About: Death and dying, God, Religion | Keywords: Death of

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