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«Everyone has heard of the expression, if you can't beat them, join them. But what does that mean when you?re being mugged? If you?re being overpowered, do you have to help the muggers mug you?»
«Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.»
«Eggs have no business dancing with stones»
«Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives»
«Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else»
Author: Will Rogers
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as it is, funnier, funny, happening, happenings, Someone else
«Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!»
Author: Calvin & Hobbes
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«I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.»
«Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running just as hard to escape something else.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
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«Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.»
«Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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