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«You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.»
«You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.»
«You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'»
«You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.»
«Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time»
«You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions»
«You can't have everything. Where would you put it?»
«You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'»
Author: Tommy Cooper
| About:
Driving,
Funny
| Keywords:
actually, complimented, driving, note, parked, parking, windscreen
«Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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Funny,
Teenage
| Keywords:
old person, remembers, teenager, Velcro
«Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.»
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