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«We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.»
Author: Bill Vaughn
| About:
Funny,
Gratitude
| Keywords:
insects, picnicking, picnics, take over, take over the world
«Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness»
«Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.»
«Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!»
«We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!»
«Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?»
«Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.»
«Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk?»
Author: Alice Walker
| About:
Dancing,
Funny,
Literary,
Love,
Nature
| Keywords:
bouquet, bouquets, flowering tree, git, give notice
«We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
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Funny
| Keywords:
apology, bombed, certificate, certificates, Chinese, Clinton, embassy, inadvertently, Letter of, Nuclear bomb
«We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.»
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Funny
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