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«Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.»
«Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'»
«Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.»
«There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.»
«Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason»
«Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces»
Author: Judith Viorst
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Strength
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bar, bare, barer, bares, barest, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate bar, Just One, One Piece, pieces
«Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.»
«Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'»
«Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself»
«The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.»
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