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«Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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Funny
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animal, cow, cowed, dropped, drop by, fastest, feet, has-been, helicopter, helicopters, on earth, PER, scientists, second, sped, speed, speeded, speeded up, speeds, speed up, The Scientists, top
«See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.»
Author: Robin Williams
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Comedy,
Funny,
God,
Humor
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at a time, blood, brain, one at a time, One Blood, penis, penises, run, running time
«Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year»
Author: Victor Borge
(Comedian, Pianist)
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Funny
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Claus, Clauses, Santa, Santa Claus, visit
«Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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Funny
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empty, experiences
«Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework»
«Sales man: You got time for lunch?Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3.Salesman: You like thai?Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?»
«Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.»
«She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
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Family,
Funny
| Keywords:
better-looking, good looks, plastic, plastics, plastic surgeon, surgeon, surgeons
«Sacred cows make the best hamburger»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
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Food,
Funny
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cows, hamburger, hamburgers, sacred, sacred cow
«Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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Funny,
Love,
Sex
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alleviated, alleviates, causes, tension, tensions
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