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«People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.»
«People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
America and Americans,
Funny
| Keywords:
cab, cabs, engine, get along, radio, sharing, The New Yorker, tires
«One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.»
«One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.»
Author: Nancy Witcher Astor, Viscountess
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
drink, Good Time, Having, One Good Reason, reason, wish
«Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.»
Author: Nikita Khrushchev
| About:
Funny,
Politicians
| Keywords:
all over, Bridges, Politicians, rivers
«Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.»
«One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.»
Author: A. A. Milne
(Humorist)
| About:
Cute,
Discovery,
Funny,
Life
| Keywords:
advantages, constantly, discoveries, disorderly, exciting
«Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.»
Author: Albert Einstein
(Physicist)
| About:
Funny,
People,
Stupidity,
Universe
| Keywords:
about, are, former, human, infinite, More Than Human, not, Not sure, only, Our universe, stupidities, stupidity, sure, sure thing, The, The Other Two, the universe, things, two, twos, two way, universe, universes
«Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Animals,
Best friend,
Funny
| Keywords:
best friend
«One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.»
Author: Proverb
| About:
Family,
Funny
| Keywords:
boy, daughter, Father, Father of, Good Boy, good enough, grandchild, marry, mysteries, one of the boys, smartest, The Father
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