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«If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.»
Author: Dave Berry
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catching, Considering, fly ball, infant, on base, saving
«If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.»
Author: George Gobal
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Funny,
Television
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candlelight, electricity, television, watching
«If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.»
«If limousines were extremely long, they wouldn't need drivers. You could just get in the back seat, walk through the limousine, and then get out of the front seat, which would be where you wanted to go.»
«If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.»
Author: Margaret Thatcher
(Politician, Prime Minister)
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critics, How to swim, swim, Thames
«If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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bank, deposit, deposited, depositing, deposits, Swiss, Swiss bank, the Swiss
«If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.»
«If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...»
«If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck»
«If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
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Movies
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film
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