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«Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.»
«According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
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«Action, Ability and Awareness (in that order) the 3 keys to success.»
Author: Joshua Estrin
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«Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.»
«Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.»
Author: Casey Stengel
(Baseball Player, Manager)
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hits, hit home, home runs
«(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.»
«'Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.'»
«Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.»
«'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' ?President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made»
Author: George W. Bush
(President)
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