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«A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.»
Author: Andrew H. Malcolm | About: Driving | Keywords: bucket, bucket seat, button, climate, dial, dials, driver, flick, flicked, flicking, flicks, switch, The Dial, throne, vinyl
«A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.»
Author: Steven Deitz (Dramatist, Playwright) | About: Driving, Television, Terrorism
«You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'»
Author: Tommy Cooper | About: Driving, Funny | Keywords: actually, complimented, driving, note, parked, parking, windscreen
«I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?»
Author: Dylan Moran | About: Comedy, Driving
«Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Driving, Funny, Humor | Keywords: driving, faster, Have You, idiot, maniac, maniacs, noticed, slower
«Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins»
Author: Jewish Proverb | About: Driving, God | Keywords: reins
«Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Driving, Funny | Keywords: faster, go-slow, Have You, idiot, maniac, maniacs, noticed, slower
«I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Driving | Keywords: dizzied, dizzy, dizzying, driving, for a while, tires
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