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«I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.»
«I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.»
Author: Margaret Smith | About: Children, Family | Keywords: airline, airlines, delta, The Delta, yard
«I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more.»
Author: Mike Tyson (Boxer) | About: Childhood, Children, Feelings | Keywords: react, tragic
«I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.»
«I get to be a kid now, because I wasn't a kid when I was supposed to be one. But in some ways, I'm like an old woman-lived it, seen it, done it, been there, have the T-shirt.»
Author: Drew Barrymore (Actress) | About: Age, Children | Keywords: old woman, shirt, T, The T, T shirt
«I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.»
Author: Harry S Truman (President) | About: Advice, Children, Education, Respect, Truth | Keywords: advise
«I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: Children | Keywords: safe sex
«I have often thought what a melancholy world this would be without children, and what an inhuman world without the aged»
«I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.»
«I am not interested in the ephemeral-such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions.»
Author: Thornton Wilder | About: Children | Keywords: adulteries, Dentists

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