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«What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.»
Author: Gerald McKnight | About: Adversity, Bed, Belief, Myths, Sports | Keywords: foreigner, foreigners, lousy, the British
«The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it»
Author: Guy de Maupassant | About: Bed | Keywords: comprehends, Die in
«In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.»
Author: John Dobbin | About: Bed, Sex | Keywords: in reality, laziness, open-eyed, pause, restart, rewarded, shutdown
«The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | About: Bed | Keywords: bundle, bundles, bundling, every night, Leave It, paradoxes, reluctance
«No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | About: Bed, Death and dying, Order | Keywords: blanket, crooked, remade, remake, remakes, remaking, unmade, unmake, wrinkle
«Bed is the poor man's opera»
Author: Italian Proverb | About: Bed | Keywords: opera, poor man
«The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world»
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte (Emperor, General, Politician) | About: Bed | Keywords: exchange, luxury, thrones
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