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«There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.»
Author: P. J. O'Rourke (Humorist, Journalist, Writer) | About: Automobiles, Sex | Keywords: arousal, Benz, chief, Chiefs, convertible, devices, increase, Mercedes, Mercedes Benz, number, particularly, sexual, sexual arousal
«The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going on a journey with it»
Author: Robert Coates Holliday | About: Automobiles | Keywords: automobile, exquisite, The Finest, walking stick
«If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside»
Author: Robert Cringely | About: Automobiles, Computers, Evolution | Keywords: automobiles, a million, computer, cost, cycle, cycles, cycle on, cycling, development, explode, explodes, exploding, followed, gallon, gallons, killing, miles, miles per gallon, million, PER, per year, rolls, Rolls Royce, roll over, roll up
«I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!»
Author: Bob Marley (Composer, Guitarist, Singer) | About: Automobiles | Keywords: anymore, BMW, driving, ha-ha, Ha Ha Ha, jeep, make pure
«I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Automobiles | Keywords: engine, forgot, harmonica, miles per hour, PER
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