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«Jails and prisons are designed to break human beings, to convert the population into specimens in a zoo-obedient to our keepers, but dangerous to each other.»
Author: Angela Davis | Keywords: convert, designed, jailed, jails, keepers, obedient, population, populations, prisons, specimen, specimens, to each other, zoo, zoos
«Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.»
Author: Evan Esar | Keywords: excellent, habits, study, zoo, zoos
«Civilization today reminds me of an ape with a blowtorch playing in a room full of dynamite. It looks like the monkeys are about to operate the zoo, and the inmates are taking over the asylum.»
Author: Vance Havner | Keywords: ape, asylum, blowtorch, dynamite, inmate, inmates, Monkeys, operate, operating room, reminds, taking over, zoo, zoos
«My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.»
Author: Billy Connolly (Actor) | Keywords: department, PET, Take Me, zoo, zoos
«I love acting, but it's much more fun taking the kids to the zoo.»
Author: Nicole Kidman (Actress) | Keywords: zoo, zoos
«Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo»
Author: Paul Simon (Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: happening, zoo, zoos
«Prince, a precept I'd leave for you, Coined in Eden, existing yet: Skirt the parlor, and shun the zoo, Women and elephants never forget»
Author: Dorothy Parker (Poet, Writer) | Keywords: Coined, Eden, elephants, existing, parlor, parlors, precept, prince, shun, shunned, shunning, skirt, skirted, zoo, zoos
«All (zoos) actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | Keywords: amusement, ennobling, informing, legislature, penitentiary, session, stimulating, tax form, tax return, witless, zoos
«I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: hypnotize, Monkeys, sunglasses, wear, zoo, zoos
«I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: booze, fucking, goddamn, reptile, reptiles, zoo, zoos
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