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«Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'.»
Author: Chris Rock | Keywords: Chris, Chris Rock, cops, famous people, flash, freeway, freeways, F K, the F, yeah, you-drive
«Yeah and its over before you know it, It all goes by so fast Yeah the bad nights take forever And the good nights don't ever seem to last.»
Author: Tom Petty (Guitarist, Singer) | Keywords: nights, yeah
«Yeah I flirt, I'm not blind and I'm not dead!»
Author: Dolly Parton (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: flirt, flirting, flirts, flirt with, yeah
«Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: appealing, old woman, The Show, thirty-six, Thirty two, yeah
«Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, beat, ugly, yeah, zombie
«Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk (Journalist, Novelist, Satirist) | About: Education, God | Keywords: yeah
«You know, when you welcome a child into the world, you witness the birth of your child, and you've been there for that nine month period, you realize that there's no doubt, there's no question that women are the stronger of the sexes. There's no doubt. Any man who had to carry a child for nine months would cave in about month or two. And then delivery, you know labor? Yeah, it's over with. So yeah, I would certainly like to explore that. Sure.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: Between Two Worlds, carry, cave, cave in, cave man, Cave of the, certainly, delivery, explore, explored, explores, labor, month, months, nine, Nine Months, no doubt, period, sexes, stronger, welcome, welcomed, welcomes, welcoming, witness, witnessing, yeah
«Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bread, chipped, chipping, chips, chip away, chip in, club, cutting, cut away, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, frilly, get away, in the middle, lets, member, okay, The Club, toothpick, toothpicks, triangle, triangles, yeah
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