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«Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird.»
Author: Elsa Maxwell | Keywords: backward, dinner, Weird
«There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others»
Author: Tom Robbins (Novelist) | Keywords: require, Weird
«People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.»
Author: Dan Quayle (Vice President) | Keywords: get into, impact, impacted, impacts, positions, sensitive, tremendous, Weird
«Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist!?I?ve done your dog. It?s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that???Fido looks a bit weird.?»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: Fido, Head down, legs, Picasso, square, taxidermist, Weird
«Phoebe: My mom used to stick her head in the oven. Actually she only did it the once, but it was pretty weird.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: mom, oven, phoebe, Weird
«There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.»
Author: Hunter S. Thompson (Author, Journalist) | Keywords: considered, high-powered, higher power, Mass, mutant, powered, production, prototype, prototypes, rare, Weird
«Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.»
Author: Bill Cosby (Actor, Comedian, Producer) | About: Consequences, Generations, Music | Keywords: clothes, developed, eight, evening clothes, generations, nine, passions, procrastination, separates, Weird
«School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: My school, Not sure, school, schooled, schooling, sure thing, Weird, weirder, weirdest, works
«My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bathroom, bathrooms, quiz, reveals, roommate, shave, shaved, shaves, shower, showered, showering, Weird
«Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: brace, braced, braces, brace up, bracing, ears, false, false teeth, George, George I, teeth, the George, Weird
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