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«I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.»
«Violet: Look, I've had a rough couple of days, are you really the owner? Cuz the last think I need is a waitress on a power trip wasting my time. Lil: You start Friday night.»
«I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.»
«In just two weeks, Bill Clinton will no longer be President of the United States. He'll just be another chubby, middle-aged guy annoying the waitresses at Hooters.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| About:
America and Americans
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aged, Bill Clinton, chubby, Clinton, hooter, Hooters, middle-aged, President of, President of the, President of the United, President of the United States, two weeks, waitress, waitresses, weeks
«The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.»
Author: John Lennon
(Political activist, Singer, Songwriter)
| Keywords:
autograph, autographed, autographing, autographs, cab, cabs, driver, handshake, handshakes, postman, The Postman, waitress, waitresses
«Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.»
Author: Yogi Berra
(Baseball Player, Manager)
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ordered, PIE, pizza pie, responded, waitress, waitresses, yogi, yogis
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