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«I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.»
«Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.»
«Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year»
Author: Victor Borge
(Comedian, Pianist)
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Claus, Clauses, Santa, Santa Claus, visit
«I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat.»
Author: Antonin Artaud
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asylum, hang, insane asylum, obsession, psychiatrist, realizing, throat, visit
«Seven to eleven is a huge chunk of life, full of dulling and forgetting. It is fabled that we slowly lose the gift of speech with animals, that birds no longer visit our windowsills to converse. As our eyes grow accustomed to sight they armor themselves against wonder.»
Author: Leonard Cohen
(Novelist, Poet, Singer, Song Writer)
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accustomed, armor, chunk, chunks, converse, conversing, dulling, eleven, fabled, forgetting, huge, Seven Wonders, visit
«Only he shall visit the mosques of Allah who believes in Allah and the latter day, and keeps up prayer and pays the poor-rate and fears none but Allah; so (as for) these, it may be that they are of the followers of the right course. (The Immunity 9.1»
«O LORD, thou knowest: remember me, and visit me, and revenge me of my persecutors; take me not away in thy longsuffering: know that for thy sake I have suffered rebuke.»
Author: Bible
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long-suffering, longsuffering, persecutor, persecutors, rebuke, rebukes, Take Me, visit
«I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?»
«Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery)»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
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at most, cemeteries, cemetery, holidays, occasional, orphan, orphaned, visit
«Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
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bomb, Hussein, incentive, incentives, invited, Iraq, Saddam, Saddam Hussein, the US, the US Congress, visit
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