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«I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you»
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche (Critic, Philosopher, Scholar) | About: Lies, Trust | Keywords: believe, from, lay out, lied, now, upset, upsets, upsetting
«A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.»
Author: James Gould Cozzens | Keywords: cynic, upset
«I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]»
Author: Roseanne (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: Arnold, ex-husband, tom, Tom Arnold, upset, widow
«Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you. -Charlie Brown to Snoopy»
Author: Snoopy | About: Friendship | Keywords: awake, awaked, awakes, awaking, been, brown, browned, browning, browns, care, Care of, Charlie, Charlie Brown, end, famine, famines, flood, flooded, flooding, flood in, Friend, Have You, here, little, lying, make water, recede, recedes, receding, shine, shine at, Shining Through, Snoopy, sun, suns, take, take care, take water, The Brown, The Flood, The Sun, tomorrow, upset, upsets, upsetting, waters, well, worry, worrying
«Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.»
Author: Will Stanton | Keywords: centered, outburst, outbursts, scratches, self-centered, self taught, sudden, surprising, upset, upsets, upsetting
«Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to a dance and you'll have a camel prancing about. Haul him off to a public entertainment and his face will be enough to spoil the people's entertainment.»
Author: Desiderius Erasmus (Editor, Humanist, Priest) | Keywords: camel, entertainment, gloomy, haul, hauled, hauling, haul up, invite, spoil, tiresome, upset
«Don't upset the apple cart»
Author: American Proverb | Keywords: cart, The Apple, upset
«Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: promises, upset, upsets, upsetting
«America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: A.D., chat, chats, customers, dates, decided, download, downloading, hey, internet, Olds, online, Pepsi, pornography, rooms, ruining, The Internet, upset, upsets, upsetting
«A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: controversy, dad, embarrassing, invasion, invasions, invasion of Iraq, Iraq, Mandela, Nelson, Nelson Mandela, upset
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