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«Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.»
Author: Hunter S. Thompson
(Author, Journalist)
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«A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.»
«Climb up on some hill at sunrise. Everybody needs perspective once in a while, and you'll find it there.»
«A good book is the precious life-blood of the master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose for a life beyond»
Author: John Milton
(Historian, Poet, Scholar)
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«From reading too much, and sleeping too little, his brain dried up on him and he lost his judgment.»
«And he dreamed, and behold a ladder set up on the earth, and the top of it reached to heaven: and behold the angels of God ascending and descending on it.»
Author: Bible
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«Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the DMV.»
«American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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«Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.»
«Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other»
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