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«I'd like to put on buckskins and a ponytail and go underwater with a reed, hiding from the Indians... To me, that's sexy!»
Author: Kevin Costner | Keywords: buckskins, hiding, Indians, ponytail, reed, sexy, underwater
«I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: babies, deep water, duck, ducks, fake, hat, mommy, Parties, party man, roar, Saturday, Saturday Night Live, stand up, strap, strapped, straps, sudden, swimming, take off, top hat, underwater
«I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: camera, crash, crashed, crashes, crashing, in case, just in, just in case, last-minute, on camera, photo, photo opportunity, river, The crash, The photo, underwater
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