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«I act as a sponge. I soak it up and squeeze it out in ink every two weeks.»
«I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.»
«It's great for the first two weeks.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | Keywords: two weeks
«I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.»
Author: Totie Fields (Actress) | Keywords: diet, two weeks, weeks
«I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.»
Author: Totie Fields (Actress) | About: Day, Dieting | Keywords: diet, fourteen, two weeks, weeks
«America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks»
«And after threescore and two weeks shall Messiah be cut off, but not for himself: and the people of the prince that shall come shall destroy the city and the sanctuary; and the end thereof shall be with a flood, and unto the end of the war desolations are determined.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: Messiah, The Messiah, two weeks
«But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: maid, two weeks
«In two weeks it'll be the longest day in the year....Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.»
«In just two weeks, Bill Clinton will no longer be President of the United States. He'll just be another chubby, middle-aged guy annoying the waitresses at Hooters.»

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