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«Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.»
«Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.»
Author: Denis Leary (Actor) | Keywords: hates, list, napping, Naps, racism, two-year
«We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten. Don't let yourself be lulled into inaction.»
«I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession, let alone two years or ten years. If you can, then it ain't music, it's close-order drill or exercise or yodeling or something, not music.»
«It has taken more than a hundred scientists two years to find out how to make the product in question; I have been given thirty days to create its personality and plan its launching. If I do my job well, I shall contribute as much as the hundred scientists to the success of this product.»
«A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.»
Author: Jerry Seinfeld (Actor, Comedian) | About: Babies, Children | Keywords: blender, two-year
«Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.»
«If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something»
Author: Fran Lebowitz (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: two-year
«I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.»
«For every Southern boy fourteen years old, not once but whenever he wants it, there is the instant when it's still not yet two o?clock on that July afternoon in 1863, the brigades are in position behind the rail fence, the guns are laid and ready in the woods and the furled flags are already loosened to break out and Pickett himself with his long oiled ringlets and his hat in one hand probably and his sword in the other looking up the hill waiting for Longstreet to give the word and it's all in the balance, it hasn't happened yet, it hasn't even begun yet, it not only hasn't begun yet but there is still time for it not to begin against that position and those circumstances which made more men than Garnett and Kemper and Armistead and Wilcox look grave yet it's going to begin, we all know that, we have come too far with too much at stake and that moment doesn't need even a fourteen-year-old boy to think This time. Maybe this time with all this much to lose and all this much to gain: Pennsylvania, Maryland, the world, the golden dome of Washington itself to crown with desperate and unbelievable victory the desperate gamble, the cast made two years ago.... William Faulkner, Intruder In The Dust»

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