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«Most of them lead lives of unquiet desperation, continually seeking, in sex they wish was love and in the love they suspect is only sex, a center for their worlds to turn on.»
Author: David Dempsey | Keywords: desperation, turn on, unquiet
«Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.»
Author: Ian Fleming (Writer) | Keywords: light, off, on and off, switch, switched, switches, switching, switch off, switch on, turn, turn on
«After several thousand years, we have advanced to the point where we bolt our doors and windows and turn on our burglar alarms - while the jungle natives sleep in open-door huts»
Author: Morris Mandel | About: Progress | Keywords: advanced, alarms, bolt, burglar, Doors And Windows, huts, jungle, Natives, open door, sleep in, The Jungle, The Turning Point, to the point, turning point, turn on
«In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.»
Author: R. A. Butler | Keywords: falter, faltering, falters, injured, pack, The Pack, turn on, wolf pack, wolves
«I've always been the breadwinner and men don't like that. They turn on you. They bite the hand that feeds them. Eventually, too, they become very jealous of the love one has with an audience.»
Author: Shirley Bassey | About: Audiences, Jealousy, Love | Keywords: breadwinner, feeds, turn on
«A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon»
Author: Joan Rivers | Keywords: corded, cords, gas, gas lamp, lamps, mommy, noon, pull off, stove, tables, turn on
«I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Funny, Racing | Keywords: bugging, bugs, car window, circles, driver, in circles, keep going, On the Radio, passenger, race car, radio, slow down, The Bug, tide, turn down, turn on
«I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of responsibility. We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scurry.»
Author: P. J. O'Rourke (Humorist, Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: absolve, absolved, code, critter, critters, journalist, Journalists, motive, objectivity, Olympian, purity, roach, roaches, scurry, scurrying, step on, turn on
«If you once turn on your side after the hour at which you ought to rise, it is all over»
Author: Sir Walter Scott (Biographer, Historian, Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: all over, turn on
«If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: headlight, headlights, spaceship, speed, speed of light, traveling, turn on
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