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«If the triangles made a god, they would give him three sides»
Author: Charles de Montesquieu (Philosopher, Politician) | Keywords: triangle, triangles
«The stars are the apexes of what triangles!»
Author: Henry David Thoreau (Essayist, Philosopher, Poet) | Keywords: apex, apexes, triangle, triangles
«Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bread, chipped, chipping, chips, chip away, chip in, club, cutting, cut away, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, frilly, get away, in the middle, lets, member, okay, The Club, toothpick, toothpicks, triangle, triangles, yeah
«The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Alaska, Bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, Claus, Clauses, missing, moved, moved to, Santa, Santa Claus, tired of, triangle, triangles, weather
«There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: air, in the air, near, pizza, pizzas, sells, sliced, slices, slicing, tosses, tossing, toss in, toss out, Toss Up, triangle, triangles
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