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«Life is too short for traffic»
Author: Dan Bellack | About: Life | Keywords: Too Short, traffic
«Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: afford, clothes, dressed, driving, get to, in working order, normal, order of the day, paying, pay for, The Car, The Job, traffic, traffics, vacant
«I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.»
Author: Katie Holmes (Actress) | Keywords: peeve, peeves, PET, traffic
«I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.»
Author: Larry King | Keywords: jam, jammed, jams, stuck, stuck with, traffic, traffic jam, Traffic jams
«Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.»
Author: Mary Ellen Kelly | About: America and Americans | Keywords: break up, drive off, horns, jammed, jams, Natives, Native American, traffic, traffic jam, Traffic jams
«On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: banana, bananas, go ahead, green, green light, hold on, opposite, red, red light, traffic, traffics, traffic light, yellow, yield
«If a car comes past me in a traffic jam with a boom box going, I jump out of my skin. Those big booming basses. I'm just more sensitive to noise these days.»
Author: George Harrison | Keywords: bass, basses, boom, booming, jam, jammed, jams, jump out, traffic, traffic jam, Traffic jams
«If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: clean, clean up, earthquake, earthquakes, get rid of, lower, lowered, lowering, lowers, mess, rid, rid of, settle, smog, taxes, the next, traffic, traffics
«Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: arouses, bastard, chase, cop, cop out, dealing, highway, panic, psychology, pull over, speeder, traffic, traffic cop
«If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.»
Author: Kin Hubbard (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: cop, cop out, prettiest, traffic, traffics, traffic cop
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