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«Bridget: My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.»
Author: Bridget Jones's Diary | Keywords: Bridget, mum, pickle, pickles, sophistication, toothpick, toothpicks
«He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks»
Author: Douglas Jerrold (Humorist, Journalist, Playwright) | Keywords: famine, famines, philanthropist, philanthropists, supply, The Philanthropist, toothpick, toothpicks, vote
«No one should be condemned as trash; even a little stick can serve as a toothpick!»
Author: Atharva Veda | Keywords: toothpicks
«The guest at the lower end of the middle couch, with three hairs on his bald head and his scalp streaked with pigment, who is digging in his big mouth with a toothpick, is a fraud, Aefulanus, He has no teeth»
Author: Marcus Aurelius | Keywords: bald-headed, bald, big hair, digging, pigment, pigments, scalp, scalped, streak, streaked, streaks, toothpick, toothpicks
«Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bread, chipped, chipping, chips, chip away, chip in, club, cutting, cut away, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, frilly, get away, in the middle, lets, member, okay, The Club, toothpick, toothpicks, triangle, triangles, yeah
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