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«Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.»
«Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.»
«People named John and Mary never divorce. For better or for worse, in madness and in saneness, they seem bound together for eternity by their rudimentary nomenclature. They may loathe and despise one another, quarrel, weep, and commit mayhem, but they are not free to divorce. Tom, Dick, and Harry can go to Reno on a whim, but nothing short of death can separate John and Mary.»
«On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.»
«The New York Times ran a Tom Tomorrow cartoon sneering about Americans who believe with 'unwavering faith in an invisible omniscient deity who favors those born in the middle of the North American land mass.' This is how liberals conceive of America: an undifferentiated land mass in the middle of North America.»
«Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.»
«They were careless people, Tom and Daisy ? they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made?»
«There's no drugs, no Tom in a dress, no psychiatrists.»
Author: Nicole Kidman (Actress) | Keywords: psychiatrists, tom
«Tom's great yellow bronze mask all draped upon an iron framework. An inhibited, nerve-drawn; dropped face -- as if hung on a scaffold of heavy private brooding; and thought.»
«The man that hails you Tom or Jack, / And proves by thumps upon your back / How he esteems your merit, / Is such a friend, that one had need / Be very much his friend indeed / To pardon or to bear it.»
Author: William Cowper (Poet) | Keywords: esteems, hails, thump, thumping, thumps, tom

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