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«I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.»
«My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said 'Just wait.'»
Author: Judy Tenuta
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«I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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«My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
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«No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.»
«My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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«Most of my dreams came true. (told to biographer Lou Cannon in 1991)»
Author: Ronald Reagan
(President)
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«I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved.»
«Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all.»
«I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow.»
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