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«You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet»
«You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.»
«You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
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bar, barred, barring, candy, candy bar, Candy From a, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate bar, chocolate candy, eating, odd, odder, oddest, Odd and, sitting, sittings, toilet, toilets
«When you've finished your own toilet in the morning, then it is time to attend to the toilet of your planet, just so, with the greatest care»
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
(Author, Pilot, Writer)
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finished, great care, just so, planet, toilet, toilets, with great care
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