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«I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.»
«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
«Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok»
«A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace»
«This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.»
«I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.»
«Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.»
«You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
buy it, fancy, farm, pepperidge, toast, toasted, toasting, wrapped
«Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.»
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
(Author, Essayist, Poet)
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Food
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cheese, cheeses, dreamed, Long Night, mostly, The Long, The Long Night, toasted, toasting
«I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.»
Author: Stephen Wright
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
advertised, breakfast, cafe, French, French toast, ordered, So I, toast, toasted, toasting, went
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