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«If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.»
Author: Clint Eastwood (Actor, Producer, Writer) | Keywords: guarantee, toaster, toasters
«Titanic clashes in this video courtroom are likely to swirl around botched paint jobs, unshoveled sidewalks, defective toasters, aggressive guard dogs and every conceivable, and sometimes inconceivable, mishap involving a dry cleaner.»
Author: Harry F. Waters | Keywords: botch, botched, botches, botching, clashes, cleaner, cleaners, conceivable, courtroom, Courtrooms, dry clean, dry cleaner, mishap, Mishaps, sidewalks, swirl, swirled, swirling, Swirls, titanic, toaster, toasters
«I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: parents, toasters, toyed, toys
«Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?»
Author: Walter Mossberg | Keywords: refrigerators, toaster, toasters
«Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.»
Author: Alfred Hitchcock (Film Director) | About: Television | Keywords: button, buttons, popped, popping, pops, pop in, pop up, push, push button, toaster, toasters
«Never put a sock in a toaster.»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: sock, toaster, toasters
«I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.»
Author: Joan Rivers | About: Funny | Keywords: bath, radio, toaster, toasters, toys, unwanted
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