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«I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend. If you're going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you're going to drink, drink with me.»
Author: Anonymous Toast | Keywords: cheat, cheating, cheat on, Cheat The, death, drink, drinking, drink up, going, lie, lying, steal, stealing, toast, toasted, toasting
«For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast but the challah and the pita and the croissants, too.»
Author: George Vecsey | About: New York | Keywords: challah, pita, toast, toasted
«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Cats, Funny | Keywords: back, back down, butter, buttered, CAT, cats, down, drop, drop back, drop by, drop down, drop in, drop out, feet, happens, land, lands, on land, side, sided, Side Out, strap, strapped, straps, toast, toasted, toasting
«I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides.»
Author: Jesse Jackson (Baptist Minister, Civil-Rights Leader, Politician) | Keywords: bread and butter, buttered, toasted
«Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok»
Author: Monty Python | About: God, Prayer | Keywords: bake, bakes, baking, barbecue, barbecued, baste, basting, boil, boil over, flock, fries, fry, in stock, simmer, simmering, stir, stock, stocking, toast, toasted, toasting, wok
«A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace»
Author: Robert Orben | Keywords: rust, toast, toasted, toasting
«This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | Keywords: drinking, mix, toast, toasted, toasting
«I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: added, attraction, buy it, charge, coffee, cook, cover, dry, egg, eggs, egg on, extra, fried, fried egg, fries, Hearts of, instant, instant coffee, lettuce, On the Cover, recipes, routine, toast, toasted, toasting, toy, toy with
«Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.»
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson (Author, Essayist, Poet) | About: Food | Keywords: cheese, cheeses, dreamed, Long Night, mostly, The Long, The Long Night, toasted, toasting
«I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: advertised, breakfast, cafe, French, French toast, ordered, So I, toast, toasted, toasting, went
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