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«One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.»
«Reading is a discount ticket to everywhere.»
«A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.»
«It's not God that I don't accept, Alyosha, only I most respectfully return Him the ticket.»
«When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
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«Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.»
«Buy the ticket, take the ride.»
«Being a reporter seems a ticket out to the world»
«DRUIDS, n. Priests and ministers of an ancient Celtic religion which did not disdain to employ the humble allurement of human sacrifice. Very little is now known about the Druids and their faith. Pliny says their religion, originating in Britain, spread eastward as far as Persia. Caesar says those who desired to study its mysteries went to Britain. Caesar himself went to Britain, but does not appear to have obtained any high preferment in the Druidical Church, although his talent for human sacrifice was considerable. Druids performed their religious rites in groves, and knew nothing of church mortgages and the season-ticket system of pew rents. They were, in short, heathens and --as they were once complacently catalogued by a distinguished prelate of the Church of England --Dissenters.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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«H. L. Mencken once said that nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. That is not true. I have come to believe that it pays to make all your layouts project a feeling of good taste, provided that you do it unobtrusively. An ugly layout suggests an ugly product. There are very few products which do not benefit from being given a first class ticket through life.»
Author: David Ogilvy
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