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«Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author's steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money.»
«No government could survive without champagne. In the throat of our diplomatic people [it] is like oil in the wheels of an engine.»
Author: Joseph Dargent | About: Government | Keywords: champagne, engine, throat, wheels
«I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat.»
«I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it»
«How does one kill fear, I wonder? How do you shoot a specter through the heart, slash off its spectral head, take it by its spectral throat?»
«If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage.»
«If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).»
«Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion ?- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.»
«I believe we are still so innocent. The species are still so innocent that a person who is apt to be murdered believes that the murderer, just before he puts the final wrench on his throat, will have enough compassion to give him one sweet cup of wat»
«One finger in the throat and one in the rectum makes a good diagnostician.»

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