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«The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
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«The time is at hand when the wearing of a prayer shawl and skullcap will not bar a man from the White House unless, of course, the man is Jewish»
Author: Jules Farber
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«The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.»
Author: Kim Cattrall
(Actress)
| Keywords:
better-looking, country house, fuck, fucked, Good Looking, Nixon, The White, The White House, White House
«Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well.»
Author: Barbara Bush
| About:
Presidency
| Keywords:
footsteps, out in, preside, presided, presiding, spouse, the President, The White, The White House, White House
«The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
called for, illegal, illegal immigrants, immigrant, immigrants, in the United States, The Mexican, The White House, ugliest
«RAMSHACKLE, adj. Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as the Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
| Keywords:
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«The White House: I don't know whether it's the finest public housing in American or the crown jewel of the prison system»
Author: Bill Clinton
(President)
| Keywords:
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«The White House is the finest prison in the world.»
Author: Harry S Truman
(President)
| Keywords:
finest, prison, prison house, The Finest, The White, The White House, White House
«The White House began airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected unless, of course, it's the Vietnam War.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
ad campaign, airing, campaign, commercials, condemning, elect, John Kerry, Kerry, The White House, tragic, unconscionable, Vietnam, Vietnam War, White House
«Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The damn thing is I've never felt better in my life.»
Author: Ronald Reagan
(President)
| Keywords:
AIDS, Cancer, colon, colon cancer, hearing aids, operation, prostate, skin cancer, The White House, White House
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