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«Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
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Funny
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«Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Scientists
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«Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos.»
Author: David Cronenberg
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«And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Computers,
Funny,
Scientists
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«Every gun that's made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms...is spending the genius of its scientists, the sweat of its laborers,»
Author: Dwight David Eisenhower
(President)
| About:
War
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«I cannot be content with a brief moment of riotous living followed by destitution, and however clever the scientists may be, there are some things that they cannot be expected to achieve»
«After a certain high level of technical skill is achieved, science and art tend to coalesce in esthetics, plasticity, and form. The greatest scientists are always artists as well.»
Author: Albert Einstein
(Physicist)
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«Most people say that is it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character.»
Author: Albert Einstein
(Physicist)
| About:
Character
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«I have little patience with scientists who take a board of wood, look for its thinnest part, and drill a great number of holes where drilling is easy.»
Author: Albert Einstein
(Physicist)
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«No job too dirty for the scientists.»
Author: William S. Burroughs
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The Scientists
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